I always get a chuckle when someone who is not in the restaurant business asks me about the show, Hells Kitchen. Their question is always, It isnt really like that is it? The honest answer is that if you spend 30 years progressing up the ladder as a cook, you might one day get to work in a setting that luxurious. I have the same response when a guest tells me that their child is looking into culinary schools, but have never worked in a kitchen. They have no idea what they are in for. It would be like going to work for Roto-Rooter after never having been in a bathroom.
So today I wanted to share some insights about what it is really like to work in a high-volume restaurant kitchen. I have served my time in a handful and there is a reason I am a server instead. Before you think of leaving your cubicle behind to become a great chef, these are some things you might want to think about.
Your cubicle is huge. That kitchen on Hells Kitchen is a complete and total myth. Of course so is every kitchen on television. The reason is simple: in a real kitchen the cameraman would have to stand shoulder to shoulder with the person he is filming. The average cook works in a space that is less than 4×6. So cut your cubicle in half. Then pretend that your desk is 350 degrees, your lamp is 500 watts, and your monitor is shooting grease at you. You also might want to throw that chair out the window to get some ventilation since you wont be sitting.
Speaking of ventilation, restaurants have their own system.Â You have that cute little fan over your oven at home.Â If that is a fan, what restaurants have are jet turbine engines.Â They suck air out to prevent the smoke from entering the dining room, while they also use the best kitchen fire prevention to avoid accidents. This means that the smoke is drawn directly into the cooks face. As a result, they often leave work looking like a greasy faced coal miner. This also results in spending several hours a day inhaling smoke through the nose. The stuff that comes out of your nose afterwards looks like small nuggets of coal.
You will wear gloves during your shift for sanitation reasons. These gloves are lightly powdered to make them easier to put on. Over the course of a shift, you might go through 50 pairs. Between each pair you will wash your hands. You can give up being a hand model because your hands will be dry, cracked, and raw on a nearly constant basis.
Dont worry though; when you go in for a manicure you will save money because you only have nine and a half fingertips. If you work in a kitchen for any length of time, you will lose a fingertip. It will be put on ice and someone will drive you to the emergency room, after the rush has ended. I hear it doesnt hurt that bad until the next day when you return to work and start cooking again.
You will also get a few burn scars to keep as souvenirs. You cannot work around hot ovens, fryers, grills, pans, pots, grease, and boiling water without eventually burning yourself. It happens to everyone. Grab a pickle and apply it to the burn immediately. This will take the burn away and you will be back over the stove in no time. As a bonus, if you can manage not to pop the blister, you will develop a callous that is impervious to heat on that spot.
When you finally do get home from work, you will have earned a shower. Not that it will make the smell go away completely. Fortunately, you will be used to the smell of grease, sweat, and smoke in no time. It will permeate your pores as well as your car, home, and anything you wear to work. What you wont do when you get home from work is cook dinner. After making food for 250 people, ordering pizza will seem like a fine idea, if it is for you, check this neapolitan pizza vs sicilian pizza comparison.